"As much use as" animations. Animated gifs

buttonDave got the inspiration for these animations from a comment Dot often uses about him. The one armed fiddler makes us laugh, it is quite an achievement to be able to play a violin with arm. Where you are going to use these animations, we are not sure but the surprising thing is that all our work seems to have a use somewhere and Dave really has made some obscure stuff in his time.
If you feel we have left out a typical example for "as much use as" do not be afraid to email us with your suggestion.

ashtray on a motorbike
one armed fiddler
as much use as wooden soap
chocolate teapot

Sometimes Dot will say to Dave he is as much use as a chocolate teapot. Dot and Dave are a terrific team but left to his own resources Dave is not always on top form. We did a little research and found a few more “as much use” sayings and have made them into animations.
Send them to someone you consider useless or as an addition to an article on a web page.